After years in a strained marriage dominated by Mike’s obsession with material wealth, I made the decision to give him everything in the divorce, leaving him with the house, the car, and the savings. It was exactly what he wanted—he thought he had won. But what he didn’t realize was that this was part of my plan all along.
As I left the lawyer’s office, my face appeared calm and defeated, fitting the image of a woman who had just lost it all. Rain poured down, the gray sky matching the mood I wanted to project. But inside, I was buzzing with excitement. I reached the elevator, and the moment the doors closed, I let out a giggle that quickly turned into full-blown laughter. No one was around to witness it, and that was a good thing. It wasn’t madness, but rather the sweet joy of a well-executed plan.
I had given Mike exactly what he wanted—the material possessions he valued so much—but I had something up my sleeve. For years, he had been focused on status and image, and I knew that in his desire to “win” the divorce, he wouldn’t see what was coming next.
Mike and I hadn’t been happy for a long time. His life revolved around flaunting his wealth: the cars, the house, the designer clothes. Everything was a performance for him, a way to maintain his ego. When he finally asked for a divorce, I wasn’t surprised. I had been prepared for it for weeks. The moment he came storming into the kitchen, announcing, “I want a divorce,” I simply nodded and agreed.
He had expected resistance, but I gave him none. Instead, I let him think he was in control. At the divorce negotiation, he smugly laid out his demands, listing off the house, the car, and the savings account as though he were reading from a grocery list. When I told him he could have everything, his shock was palpable. “Wait, what?” he had stammered. “You don’t want the house or the money?” I confirmed it, and his grin grew wider, convinced that he had won.
But I had one final move left. After leaving the lawyer’s office, I sent a quick message: I’m heading to the house to pack up my things. I’ll call you when it’s time to make your move.
Packing was quick. I didn’t need much, just a few personal belongings and items that held meaning for me, not the extravagant things Mike cared about. The house had always felt more like his than mine, and I was ready to move on. As I packed the last box, I called my mother.
“It’s time,” I said simply.
Mom had always disliked Mike, seeing through his flashy exterior from the beginning. What Mike didn’t know was that my mom had helped us buy the house, and part of the deal was an agreement that gave her a legal right to live there whenever she wanted. That fine print, which Mike had glossed over in his eagerness to get the house, was now about to come back to haunt him.
The next morning, while I was settling into my new apartment, my phone rang. It was Mike, and he was furious. “Your mother is here! She’s taken over everything!” he yelled. I calmly reminded him of the agreement he had signed, the one that allowed my mom to live there as long as she wanted. I could hear him processing the realization that he had been outplayed.
In the background, I could hear my mom’s voice cutting through the phone. “Michael, get your feet off the coffee table! And stop hogging the remote!” She wasn’t going to make it easy for him, and I knew that her no-nonsense attitude would quickly drive him up the wall.
As Mike’s frustration grew, I couldn’t help but smile. I had given him everything, but in the end, I had taken what really mattered—my freedom and a little bit of sweet revenge.